My Dog ate my Homework
Yesterday I did my math
But then I went to take a bath
My dog was ready for dinner
And today he was feeling like a sinner
He started looking for some trouble
As his drool started to bubble
He couldn’t stand the fact it was there
So he jumped upon a chair
To finally eat my papers
As he jumped off the chair in a caper
He at it so fast it didn’t even last
That’s why I don’t have my homework you see
And that is why you are yelling at me
